This is the story of a girl....

If you can’t handle something, you ASK FOR HELP. There’s absolutely no shame in that, especially when it might save your life. 

I promise to always be here to talk to, to hear you out, to give advice when it is wanted, or to give a hug when it is needed.

whatshouldwecallnursing:

She buys carrot cake. 

I GIVE UP!

Hello, idiot. NO, I do NOT like you. You flipped out on me because I didn’t text you right back. WHAT THE FUCK? Excuse the shit out of me if I have things to do and you are not my priority. I won’t tolerate you talkin’ to me like I’m obligated to answer you. And too damn bad if you don’t like the fact that I’m callin’ you out on your shit. Grow the fuck up and get a pair and be a fucking man. You and your hot head need to get a fuckin’ reality check. Fuckin’ bitch ass boy tryin’ to control me….YOU AREN’T EVEN MY BOYFRIEND, DO YOU REALLY THINK I’M ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO WILL TAKE YOUR SHIT?! 

You messed with the wrong woman, boy. 

It’s just sooo good, I can’t not watch it….Especially ‘cause the Season Finale is on Sunday!! 

Alright, as soon as this is over, I’m kickin’ it into high gear and working on this, even if I have to spend all night on it. Gotta get it out of the way so that I can study for the TEAS V exam, apply for other schools, look for apartments, and check out what my options for Fall are. So much to do, so little time. I’m gonna need some serious fire under my ass to help me get through this….Better make a batch of sweet tea during this commercial break. 

The bear you gave me is now in the garbage tank, outside, waiting to be picked up tomorrow morning. It was an act of God, and I’m not one to argue with things like that. So….

Goodbye, jerk.

It all makes sense now!!!! Lady Gaga is a Romanian Gypsy!!!!!!!!